Sunday, April 09, 2006

Opinion Poll

No! I'm not going to waste my energies by spitting on Arjun Singh and the Congress party for their latest reservation atrocity! I only feel like saying "I told you so!"

Okay..Its election time in five states. For the second time out of five occasions I'll be failing to discharge my duties as a voter. Nevertheless, here we go with a special election for myself. This is my wishlist on how each player should fair in the elections and some future (wishful) predictions.

Assam:

Congress - Wins as many seats as possible in Upper Assam, Guwahati region - sees its vote-bank splintered by AUDF in the Bangladeshi infested regions of the state - Falls short of majority but forms government with support from AGP Goswami group - Gogoi is Chief Minister again.

BJP - Improves its numbers and becomes the number two party - consolidates Hindu votes.

AGP (Goswami Group) - Wins as little as possible - Forms govt with Congress leading to eventual disappearance from the state.

AGP [P] (Mahanta Group) - Sinks without a trace - Mahanta himself loses.

Kerala:

Left Front - Wins as many seats as possible - Forms govt - Pinrayi becomes Chief Minister.

Congress - Loses as many seats as possible - Consolidates minority votes leading to eventual destruction in the state.

DIC (Karunakaran) - Sinks without a trace - Its hindu votes shift to BJP.

BJP - Wins few seats and enters the assembly for the first time.

Pudhucherry: (Haven't they changed the name yet?)

Congress - Wins as many seats as possible - forms govt on its own - Rangasamy becomes chief minister again.

DMK, ADMK, PMC - Lose as many seats as possible.

PMK, MDMK, DP - Sink without a trace.

BJP - Wins few seats and enters Assembly for the second time in a row.

Tamil Nadu:

ADMK - Wins as many seats as possible - forms a govt on its own - Jayalalitha becomes CM for the third time.

DMK - Loses as many seats as possible - Stalin loyalists and the Veerapandi Arumugam family bite the dust - post elections most MLA's go with Vaiko after Karunanidhi's death.

PMK - Fails to win a seat.

MDMK - Wins as many seats as possible. Malarmannan becomes Leader of the party in the Assembly.

Congress - Wins as many seats as possible. Sons of Krishnasamy and Anbarsu lose. S R Balasubramanian becomes leader of the party in the Assembly.

BJP - Wins few seats and enters assembly for the third time in a row.

Dalit Panthers - Loses all seats.

DMDK (Vijayakanth) - Vijayakanth spends all his wealth on elections - loses in Virudhachalam - rest of the party candidates lose deposits - few party workers get killed in election violence - Koyembedu Marriage Hall is demolished after elections - resumes torturing people with movies.

Forward Block - Party candidates get votes in single digits - Karthick is thrown out of the party after elections - resumes drinking, drugs - commits suicide.

West Bengal:

Left Front - Wins as many seats as possible. Buddha smiles again.

Tirnamul Congress - Wins as little as possible - gets alienated from minorities leading to eventual destruction.

Congress - Party candidates lose deposits in all seats.

BJP - Wins few seats and enters the Assembly.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you didnt comment on lokparitan!?!

muthu veerappan said...

dupid fellow da ne, dupid comments on Election results in Tamil Nadu .

Anonymous said...

All your predictions on TN election results Flopped.

Balaji said...

Well.. this is what I had mentioned at the start of the blog!

>> This is my wishlist on how each player should fair in the elections and some future (wishful) predictions.

Anyway I will blog on the election results once the dust settles down!