As India celebrate their win this midnight in Bengaluru, cricket fans across the country are rushing to buy a CBZ, an Airtel plan, Max Life insurance or some sh*t which Neo Cricket channel wants us to buy! Let the Indian celebrations go to hell. Bhago junta bhago. Go buy that freaking phone!
Really. Why are we Indians like this? How do we tolerate such wanton harassment by these TV channels and solicitors. A wicket goes down or India wins. You have got about 2 seconds to register it. Bcos there'll be no replays. Instead you have to watch a commercial. And I'm paying 30 bucks a month to get slapped on the face like this.
How can I wage a Jihad against these Ad terrorists? Whom should I go lynch?
What?! Zaheer is not the Man of the match?